i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying
King of the jungle
*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*
if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious
Grace Slick from Jefferson Airplain
Drink too much coffee, wear lipstick that’s too dark, and never settle for a life you don’t want.